Glass Table Tops

I saw this beautiful picture of this glass table earlier today – and thought Wow! How amazing, and refined and… then I started thinking about it. Legs! No, not table legs. Far, far worse than that. My legs! OK, Ladies – I’m sure that you will understand… When I stand, with the right heels on my shoe – and holding my posture to the best of my willpower – my legs, and especially my thighs, can look rather graceful if not even a little bit gorgeous. Looks of envy (???) follow me as I strut about in my ankle-breaking heels (surely these have to be designed by a man. No woman in her right mind would inflict such stupidity and danger on their fellow species…...